The wild-haired Geordie comic embarks on a Twitter-led anti-travelogue! Ross is ejected from a cafe by singer Mike Skinner and delivers a plastic hedge to Eddie Izzard. Mad!

The comedian's Twitter-driven UK tour continues. Ross judges a Women's Institute baking competition, acquires a giant scarf for Johnny Vegas and meets Paul Daniels.

The comedian visits a sex toy warehouse, encounters a roadside bath and makes mischief with Bob Mortimer - and 3kg of custard powder.

The comedian forms his own religion, and discovers if simians really can write Shakespeare on a typewriter.

Ross attends a wedding and later dishes out bananas to a cycling team.

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