Episodes 14

1 The Unspeakable Play

August 20, 2012

30m

Steven Toast has made a career faux pas by electing to star in a new controversial West End stage play. The play is considered so outrageous, that Toast is frequently attacked by appalled members of the British public. Recently divorced, Toast now stays with his friend Ed Howzer-Black and Ed's elderly mistress, the agoraphobic Goodhouse. Toast is asked to audition for long-running television series Summer Time Murders. However, the producer has been imprisoned for racial chanting on the set of his own production, so Toast has to audition for the part of a gay corrupt detective during prisoner's visiting time.

2 Phone Sex With Toast

April 3, 2020

4m

Toast lives out a Margaret Thatcher themed fantasy over the phone with Mrs Purchase.

3 The Plumber

April 10, 2020

5m

Steven has a problem with his latrine and desperately rings Gary the Plumber for help.

4 Double Decker

April 17, 2020

6m

Ed pops out to the shops and Toast asks for a Double Deckeeeeer. Whilst he's out, Toast is on the phone with Mrs. Purchase...

5 The Sonnet

April 24, 2020

5m

Toast joins other actors and reads a sonnet on Shakespeare’s Day.

6 The Wrong Number

May 1, 2020

7m

Toast calls a wrong number.

7 Making Toast

Behind the Scenes of Series 1.

8 Series One Outtakes

Outtakes from the first series.

9 Toast Autobiography

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10 Series Two Outtakes

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11 Steven Toast Voiceover Reel

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12 Series 3 Outtakes

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13 The Music of Toast

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14 Behind the Scenes of Series 3

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