Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar

Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.

Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

Alan tries to sabotage Piers' wedding.

Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.