Episodes 22

1 Season Opener

September 22, 1998

23m

Paul tries Viagra and spends the day hiding the obvious effects while he searches for Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York wearing nothing alse then a towel.

2 A Pain in the Neck

September 29, 1998

23m

When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Meanwhile, Mabel says her first word.

3 Tragedy Plus Time

October 27, 1998

23m

Jamie's ex-boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.

4 There's a Puma in the Kitchen

November 3, 1998

23m

To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a ""nooner.""

5 The Silent Show

November 10, 1998

23m

To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.

6 Weekend in L.A.

November 17, 1998

23m

Paul and Jamie go to L.A. to try to get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.

7 The Thanksgiving Show

November 24, 1998

23m

Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.

8 The Buried Fight

December 14, 1998

23m

When Paul inadvertently injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.

9 Farmer Buchman

January 11, 1999

23m

Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.

10 Win a Free Car

January 18, 1999

23m

To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.

11 The Honeymoon

January 25, 1999

23m

Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.

12 Valentine's Day

February 8, 1999

23m

Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.

13 Virtual Reality II

February 22, 1999

23m

The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.

14 Uncle Phil Goes Back to High School

March 1, 1999

23m

Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.

15 Murray at the Dog Show

April 26, 1999

23m

Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.

16 Millennium Bug

April 26, 1999

23m

Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.

17 Separate Beds

May 3, 1999

23m

Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.

18 Stealing Burt's Car

May 10, 1999

23m

Ira finds a note in some old pants that remind him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.

19 Paved with Good Intentions

May 13, 1999

23m

Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.

20 The Dirty Little Secret

May 17, 1999

23m

When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, she learns that Paul and Jamie are actually cousins.

21 The Final Frontier (1)

May 24, 1999

23m

Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.

22 The Final Frontier (2)

May 24, 1999

23m

Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.

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