March 18, 2019
4m
The rest is history.
April 1, 2019
5m
Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?
April 9, 2019
4m
Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?
4m
Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.
April 12, 2019
4m
Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.
April 14, 2019
3m
Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.
April 19, 2019
4m
On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.
April 23, 2019
5m
As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.
May 3, 2019
2m
Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!
May 4, 2019
3m
You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.
May 7, 2019
2m
The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).
May 10, 2019
3m
If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?
May 14, 2019
4m
Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.
May 15, 2019
4m
Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.
May 11, 2019
5m
It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.
May 23, 2019
2m
She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.
May 22, 2019
5m
He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.
May 25, 2019
4m
Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.
May 29, 2019
4m
How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?
June 4, 2019
3m
Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!
June 7, 2019
4m
George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.
June 11, 2019
4m
A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?
June 12, 2019
5m
Technology has always been scary and evil.
June 25, 2019
3m
You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.
June 26, 2019
4m
Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!
July 12, 2019
4m
College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.
July 13, 2019
4m
Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.
July 19, 2019
4m
If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.
July 20, 2019
4m
Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.
July 24, 2019
3m
She loves to hate it and hates to love it.
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