Episodes 14

1 Begend the Endginning

September 10, 2013

11m

Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

2 Proper Dental Care is MURDER

September 11, 2013

11m

Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

3 The Blue Lonegoon

September 12, 2013

11m

Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

4 The Telltale Butthole

September 13, 2013

11m

The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

5 Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

September 16, 2013

11m

When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.

6 Pequiem for a Recker

September 17, 2013

11m

Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

7 Emotional Can of Mommyworms

September 18, 2013

11m

After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.

8 The DeArranged Marriage

September 19, 2013

11m

Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

9 Werelan

September 20, 2013

11m

The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

10 Come Unity

September 23, 2013

11m

A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

11 Hambrain Jan

September 24, 2013

11m

The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

12 Preverse Psychologism

September 25, 2013

11m

yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)

13 Gamebored

September 26, 2013

11m

Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

14 The Endginning

September 27, 2013

11m

Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.

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