September 10, 2013
11m
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
September 11, 2013
11m
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
September 12, 2013
11m
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
September 13, 2013
11m
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
September 16, 2013
11m
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
September 17, 2013
11m
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
September 18, 2013
11m
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
September 19, 2013
11m
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
September 20, 2013
11m
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
September 23, 2013
11m
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
September 24, 2013
11m
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
September 25, 2013
11m
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
September 26, 2013
11m
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
September 27, 2013
11m
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
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