Episodes 27

1 One On the Town

May 15, 1981

1h 30m

(Episode one of SCTV Network 90 after the move to NBC. All episodes for Seasons 4 and 5 were 90 minutes with commercials. ) Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.

2 Polynesiantown

May 22, 1981

1h 30m

Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.

3 Southside Fracas

May 29, 1981

1h 30m

Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.

4 Repeats

June 19, 1981

1h 30m

A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.

5 Lunchtime Street Beef

July 3, 1981

1h 30m

Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."

6 Moral Majority

July 10, 1981

1h 30m

Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.

7 Pledge Week

July 17, 1981

1h 30m

SCTV holds a pledge drive.

8 Bouncin' Back To You with The Tubes

July 24, 1981

1h 30m

Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.

9 The Great White North

July 31, 1981

1h 30m

Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.

10 CCCP 1

October 16, 1981

1h 30m

SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.

11 I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me It Ain't

October 23, 1981

1h 30m

Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.

12 Zontar

October 31, 1981

1h 30m

The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.

13 Walter Cronkite's Brain

November 6, 1981

1h 30m

David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.

14 Doorway To Hell

November 20, 1981

1h 30m

Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.

15 The Godfather

December 11, 1981

1h 30m

A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.

16 SCTV Staff Christmas Party

December 18, 1981

1h 30m

Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.

17 Teacher's Pet

February 12, 1982

1h 30m

Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.

18 Midnight Video Special

February 19, 1982

1h 30m

Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.

19 The Great White North Palace

April 16, 1982

1h 30m

Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.

20 Pre-Teen World Telethon

April 23, 1982

1h 30m

The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.

21 The People's Global Golden Choice Awards

May 1, 1982

1h 30m

When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.

22 3D Stake From The Heart

May 14, 1982

1h 30m

Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.

23 Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers

May 21, 1982

1h 30m

Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.

24 Chariots Of Eggs

June 5, 1982

1h 30m

Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.

25 Battle Of The PBS Stars

July 16, 1982

1h 30m

Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.

26 Rome, Italian Style

October 15, 1982

1h 30m

On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.

27 The Days Of The Week / Street Beef

October 22, 1982

1h 30m

Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.

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