Episodes 33

1 From Before to After

September 18, 2014

6m

Following a STYLEHAUL event, Fiona discovers she’s won a fashion makeover with Nina Garcia, creative director of Marie Claire magazine!

2 Replacement Gifts

September 18, 2014

7m

Caspar Lee calls to revoke Fiona’s auction-won makeover with Nina Garcia, and offer her anything else instead!

3 Ladrona! Ladrona! Fiona!

September 18, 2014

7m

Nina Garcia, against her better judgment, proceeds with Fiona’s makeover, but is surprised by the fallout of that decision.

4 Internetainment

September 18, 2014

8m

Caspar Lee calls with a very different proposal from last time, but Fiona’s desire to diagnose and impose her therapy gets in the way.

5 Call Me Dad

September 25, 2014

9m

Garreth Pink calls to complain about his new wife, Fiona’s mother!

6 Marriage Sack

September 25, 2014

6m

Having followed Fiona’s marriage counseling, Garreth calls back with some good and bad news.

7 He Liked You Too Much

September 25, 2014

3m

Putsy explains her recent marital woes to Fiona.

8 Betsy Boss

September 25, 2014

4m

Putsy prepares to “get in deep” with the governor during a Revolutionary War reenactment.

9 We've Been Played

October 9, 2014

Hayley has returned from Bali with renewed spiritual purpose, and attempts to make amends with Fiona.

10 Baby Bumps

October 9, 2014

Fiona and Hayley gang up on deceitful Jerome, but Fiona has an ace up her sleeve.

11 Pump the Brakes

October 16, 2014

3m

Putsy realizes the only way to win a Supreme Court appointment is to “manufacture a vacancy” on the Bench.

12 Burdensome Gifts

October 23, 2014

5m

Fiona is shocked to discover the NYC penthouse she received as a gift comes with very expensive strings.

13 Potty Training

October 23, 2014

6m

Jerome is taking full advantage of Fiona’s NYC penthouse, hopefully benefitting Fiona’s bottom line.

14 Penthouse Problems

October 23, 2014

3m

Fiona is on the hook for the penthouse expenses when Jerome admits it wasn’t as luxurious as he thought it’d be.

15 Welcome Wagoner

October 30, 2014

9m

Wealthy neighbor Grace Tiverton invites Fiona to join her women’s group, but what’s in it for Fiona?

16 Neighbor/Nuisance

October 30, 2014

Following the poorly attended neighborhood game night, Fiona is suspicious of how well Grace Lknows the societal women she claims to know.

17 Cunning Chameleon

October 30, 2014

Fiona’s attempt at an apology backfires when Grace reveals the changed circumstances in the ‘hood.

18 Together But Apart

November 6, 2014

Fiona and Kip rekindle their relationship and admit that it’s better when they’re not together.

19 Attachment Issues

November 6, 2014

10m

Kip’s law clerk, April, goes above and beyond — maybe even too far — to satisfy his every need. Is Fiona in trouble?

20 Out in the Open

November 6, 2014

April’s assistance is a dream come true for Fiona… well, except for her not-so-secret love for Fiona’s husband, Kip!

21 All About April

November 6, 2014

April works her way towards being the new Mrs. Kip Wallice, and is Fiona even upset?

22 Absolute Last Call

November 13, 2014

8m

Fiona takes on a new client who is only interested in older women — much older!!

23 Dropping Candy Bars

November 13, 2014

Jeb Masters questions his whole existence after meeting Fiona in person.

24 Jeb Therapy

November 13, 2014

Jeb is relieved when he discovers Fiona is wiser and more wizened than he thought!

25 Executor

November 20, 2014

10m

Austen’s brother, Ewan Clarke, calls to clarify issues regarding the liquidation of Austen’s estate.

26 Sell Out

November 20, 2014

7m

Ewan is not responding well to his role as his brother’s executor. Can Fiona “help” him out?

27 Net Therapy Redux

November 20, 2014

7m

Ewan’s plan, to declare Austen insane, backfires without Fiona’s testimony, but there’s a silver lining that makes it all worthwhile.

28 Looking at Other Things

November 27, 2014

Prudish new client Judith Frick asks Fiona for advice about a rocky relationship with her future son-in-law.

29 Learning Experience

November 27, 2014

Judith Frick calls back, having had a much more intimate experience with her future son-in-law than she anticipated.

30 Coital Consequences

November 27, 2014

Fiona’s plotting may have backfired, but she inadvertently solves all of Judith’s issues. Maybe she is a good therapist?

31 State Secrets

December 4, 2014

A long-time admirer calls Fiona to come clean.

32 Terror Threat

December 4, 2014

Admirer-turned-foe, Abel Jans, warns Fiona that she’s a terror threat – she only ruins people’s lives.

33 Surprising Results

December 4, 2014

Fiona’s advice surprisingly hits home with Abel, so he’s turning over a new leaf, and Fiona’s off the hook!

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