Episodes 13

1 Zen Go the Strings of My Heart

March 31, 1998

43m

Reuben is in love with Orange, a free spirited artist. While preparing an anniversary surprise for Reuben, Orange witnesses a brutal murder. As soon as Elvis hears what happened, he knows who is involved.

2 Car Wars

April 7, 1998

44m

Elvis is in love - again. He's been seeing Carmen Francis, an intelligent, attractive, newly qualified lawyer. However, true love never runs smoothly and soon Maginnis finds himself in a sticky predicament.

3 Don't Cry for Me Arch 'n Tina

April 14, 1998

43m

Elvis foists the task of chasing up a dry-cleaning debt onto Stella. When she doesn't turn up for work the next morning, Elvis' task of finding Stella is frustrated by a police Drug Squad who seem to have an interest in her but won't say why.

4 You Say Ethics, I Say Etics

April 21, 1998

44m

Father Frank Conroy is standing for local council. There are two other candidates, a local homophobic fruiterer and a clairvoyant. When Father Frank is bashed and left for dead in a laneway, Elvis believes local politics is behind the brutal attack.

5 Naughty Bits

April 28, 1998

44m

Reuben meets Jill, and the attraction is electric and mutual. After an attack on Jill leaves the attacker dead, she tells police she had never seen the man before and was acting in self defence, but Elvis isn't so sure.

6 There's No Business Like Small Business

May 5, 1998

45m

Elvis discovers $10,000 in his bank account that he knows isn't his. Thinking that his cousin had repaid an old debt, Elvis lends the money to a friend. Things turn sour when Bobby Boakes, a hapless local identity, turns up wanting the money he had to quickly off-load in Elvis' account.

7 Dog People

May 12, 1998

46m

Well known heavy Alphonse Mazzini comes to Elvis' rescue over a parking spot. Before he thinks about the consequences, Elvis has uttered those six little words; "any time you need a favour."

8 Elvis Lives

May 19, 1998

45m

Looking after his friends daughter, Midge, becomes harder than Elvis ever imagined when Midge is accused of stealing a diamond ring and is seen taking money from a mysterious man in a limousine.

9 100% Proof

May 26, 1998

46m

Stella's dad, Beau, has been accused by underworld thugs of being involved in the theft of a consignment of Scotch. To keep Stella happy, and to save Beau's hide, Maginnis agrees to find the Scotch.

10 A Chip Off the Old Potato

June 2, 1998

41m

Stella's Aunt Bridget is considering selling the family potato chip business when her daughter Emily is kidnapped. Upon receiving a ransom note in exchange for her safe return, they approach Elvis for help.

11 Doof

June 9, 1998

43m

Reuben's hero Gothic rocker Blitz Kreig hits town and Reuben is determined to meet him. Disguised as a priest, Reuben arrives at Blitz's hotel room where he finds him dead. With the police suspecting Reuben, it's up to Elvis to uncover the truth.

12 Blood Is Thicker Than Walter

June 16, 1998

46m

The on-going family feud between Finbar Maginnis and Heather McLeod didn't stop Walter McCloud falling in love with Loyola Maginnis. Now the pressures of the feud are taking their toll on the marriage and Elvis steps in to help his cousin escape.

13 You Light Up My Wife

June 23, 1998

44m

Stella is trying to find out how a new cleaner around the corner is undercutting their prices while Elvis is spending time with his new girlfriend, Holly. Then Elvis' car blows up. Who would want Elvis dead? The list is long and at the top is Leo, Holly's ex-husband.

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