Jackie is the object of lesbian affection after she and Tara pretend to be girlfriends so they can get a deal on a new car.

While juggling career advice from her mother and her former agent, Jackie talks Tara out of a complete meltdown, which leads Tara to a bizarre career boost.

When Tara dates her co-worker Brad, who spreads bad luck to all around him, her life becomes very interesting.

Jackie and Tara find their dream men: Kip and Josh.

Tara takes Jackie to a Yoga class, where she is inspired by a speech by Sally Kellerman.

Jackie's mother and her boyfriend visit Jackie's workplace.

Jackie begins writing a love story.

A terror threat in Los Angeles has Jackie and Tara trapped in a bar that caters to senior citizens.