as Narrator

as Pussy Galore

as Mrs. Liz Lucas

as Hera

as Pussy Galore, 'Goldfinger' (archive footage)

as Anna

as Helen

as Lesley Cartland

as Lady Julia Daggett

as Captain Shea

as Mrs. Fawcett

as Interviewee – Actor

as Mrs Tyler

as Joyce

as Mary Hart

as Julie Tallent

as Mrs. Katherine Whiteley

as Sarah Hayward

as Susan Sillsby

as Mummy

as Paula (segment "The Alien Corn")

as Jenny Pelham

as Gillian Freeman

as Lily, Baroness von Lukenberg

as Peggy

as Joan

as Joy Adamson

as Norah Hauxley

as Daphne Fields

as Meg Cuffley

as Mary Anna Morgan

as Ann Rogers

as Sister Sheila Bryan

as Mrs Boswell

as Susie Westlake

as Mrs. Medlock (voice)

as Amalaswintha

as Self (archive footage)

as Paula Grant / Paula Jackson

as Rhoda O'Donovan

as Maxine Banner

as Self

as Rita Vandemeyer

as Julie Chambois

as Susie Bates

as Self / Pussy Galore

as Lena Hamilton

as Lynn Pearson

as Juno / Empress Eugnie

as Marcelle

as Countess Lucinda Reeves

as Madam

as Margaret Smith

as Penny Husbands-Bosworth

as Eva

as Emma (uncredited)

as Herself - Friend and Co-star

as Self

as Doris Asterman

as Self / Pussy Galore (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Professor Sarah Lasky

as Self

as Liz Essendine

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Gran Rubin