as Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' O'Houlihan

as Sissy Wanamaker

as Sally Kellerman

as Flo

as Aunt Peg

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Kelly Bones

as Kay King

as Vera Malevich

as Judge Nedra Henderson

as Mary

as Louise

as Dianne Cluny

as Roxy Dujour

as Martha

as Elaine

as Quaint

as The Seal (voice)

as Diane

as Sister Jan

as Mary

as Counsellor

as Holly Parrish

as Phyllis Brubaker

as Lucy

as Narrator (voice)

as Ann Goode

as Kitty Kopetzky

as Sally Hughes

as Vivian

as Anne

as Mac

as Donette

as Holly Mitchell

as Blanche Kitteridge

as Sue

as Marjorie Milford

as Judge Marcia Blackwell

as Edith Helm

as Michelle Keys

as Evelyn Ash

as Dispatcher (voice)

as Florence

as Mrs. Liggett

as Maxine Cates

as ZigZag Lilian

as Sunburn (voice)

as Dr. Valerie Ostrow

as Self

as The Colonel

as Teacher

as Marcia

as Fran Simpson

as Miss Finch (voice)

as Quote Reader

as Sybil Crane

as Self

as Sara Hart

as Maureen

as Roslyn

as Queen Natasha / Queen Farrah

as Dorothy

as Mama Queen

as Self

as Natasha Fatale

as Cassandra

as Bernadette

as Joan Walsh

as Herself

as The Nightclub Singer

as Jerry

as Hazel

as Singer

as Emmy Pugh

as Sandy

as Veronica Stirling

as Self

as Self

as Frances

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Executive Producer