as Sergeant Berthier

as Alain Bisset

as François

as Théophile Maupas

as Jésus

as Professeur de théâtre

as Capitaine Pierret

as Spinozi

as Michel Fernandez

as Piotr

as Nino

as Grégoire

as Raboliot

as Serge

as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus

as Alfred Dreyfus

as L'homme au break

as Zed

as Vacard

as Fred

as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent

as Moreno (voice)

as Georges

as Tony

as Inspecteur Serge Minot

as Molina

as Francis Heaulme

as Jean

as Nils

as Healer

as Pablo Picasso

as Ludo, adolescent

as Alex

as Nicolas Sarkozy

as Dumont

as Daniel

as Guillaume Van Effentem

as Gadouille

as Michel Masselot

as Pierre Combaud

as Arnaud

as Serra

as Le narrateur

as Gustave

as Chevalier

as Chris

as Franck

as Voltaire

as Hugo Bessières

as Paul Delamare

as Jean-Paul

as Antoine

as 112

as Inspector Levallois

as Acolyte

as Alphonse Chauvieux

as Grocer

as Gustave

as Claude

as (voice)

as Le médecin

as Jean-Philippe Chevalier

as Yves Kermadec

as Pierre Labatut

as Legret