as Tailor

as Tyson / Wag (voice)

as Mr. Fishfinger

as Laughing Man in Bar

as J.J. Hubbard

as Mr. Zanfrello

as Giorgio

as Reg Lilburn

as Alf Garnett

as Herr Westermann

as Waterboard Chairman

as Alf Garnett (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Spencius

as 'Honest' Marcel

as Herr Weiss

as Albert Hall

as Alf Garnett

as Omar

as Lennie

as Frank Focus / Panel Moderator

as I.Q. Patel

as Gurdjieff's Father

as Morris Morris

as Rupert

as Prof. Munro

as Bamber

as Himself

as Puccelli (A Father)

as Eddie's Dad

as Willy Loman

as Count Pandolfo

as Prozoroff

as Morris

as Stan

as Arthur

as Merchant (uncredited)

as Spencius

as Fred Midway

as Gus Elen

as Popov

as Rose

as Conte de Rienz / Maximillian

as Walter Prinn

as Chemist

as Self

as Alf Garnett

as Prof. Crevett

as Lou Leeman

as Pepe Valiente

as The Guard

as Army

as Emilio Dinelli

as Moss

as Pedro

as Haystack Club Manager

as Simmie

as O'Leary

as Abdul

as MacGregor

as Johannes Brahms

as Klimatis

as Alf Garnett (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Maitre d'Hotel

as Gipsy Sid

as Davies

as Moss

as Shylock

as Mr Baum

as Mr Kirkpatrick

as The Gym Instructor

as Laughing Les

as Samuel Singer

as Waiter

as Commercial Traveller

as Tailor

as Lofty

as Robert