as Walter Burns

as Prof. Groeteschele

as Senator Long

as Willie Gingrich

as Lou Mozell

as Hamilton Bartholemew

as Drunk

as Paul Manning

as Mel Miller

as Oscar Madison

as Max Goldman

as Self (archive footage)

as Albert Einstein

as Coach Morris Buttermaker

as Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red

as Lt. Garber

as Donald Becker

as Miles Kendig

as George Wilson

as Oscar Madison

as Wally Gibbs

as Marvin Michaels

as Charley Varrick

as Dr. Julian Winston

as Sonny Paluso

as Self

as Trabucco

as Herbert Tucker

as Horace Vandergelder

as Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD

as Dr. Charley Nichols

as Roy Hubley / Jesse Kiplinger / Sam Nash

as Henry Graham

as Doc

as Sheriff Morey Johnson

as Nat Moyer

as Padre Maurizio

as Max Goldman

as Judge Kyle

as Willy Clark

as Gen. R.A. Smight

as Stan Bodine

as Sorrowful Jones

as Judge Charlie Cool

as Charlie Gordon

as Maxie Fields

as Jack Martin

as Ted Caselle

as Dr. Karnes

as Al Dahlke

as Harmon Cobb

as Lloyd Bourdelle

as Dan Snow

as Joseph P. Kotcher

as Wes Todd

as Felix Anders

as Tony Gagouts

as Joe Mulholland

as Self (archive footage)

as Pete Seltzer

as Tony Dallas

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Harmon Cobb

as Self

as 'Red' Wildoe

as Self / Narrator

as Self

as Ebenezer Scrooge (voice)

as Self

as Clifford Pepperman

as Leo Sartori

as Self - Host

as Moe Axelrod

as The Movie Star

as Boris Thomashevsky

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Ben Alexander / Philip Judah

as Self

as Frank Walsh

as Harmon Cobb

as Dr. Spinelli

as Self

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Meredith

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Himself

as Director

as Executive Producer