as Mayor Wilson

as Mom

as Gail Hailstorm

as Zora Charmichaels

as Lazlo the Mechanic

as Bernadette Best

as Mary

as Doreen Nickle (voice)

as Self

as Linda

as Dee Johanssen

as Dr. Evelyn

as Penny

as Melissa

as Gayle Matthews

as Cindy Porter

as Jackie Backster

as (archive footage)

as Janet

as Self / Various Characters (archive footage)

as Sister Dymphna

as Dallas

as Acting Class Student

as Private Jeter

as Self

as Gwendolyn Zapp (voice)

as Dr. Jocelyn Verdoon

as Sleeping Beauty / Actress (voice)

as Ms. Heller

as Flight Attendant (uncredited)

as Miss Macy

as Christine

as Various (archive footage)

as Clarice

as Self

as Jane

as Claire

as Dr. Baba Brown

as Self

as Globotech Telephone Operator (uncredited)

as Patty King

as Molly

as Maria Villanova

as Mayor (voice)

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)