as Tommy

as James LeBlow

as Cameron

as (archive footage)

as Jacob

as Professor

as Ned

as The Judge

as Noonan

as Bobby America

as King (segment "Rumpelstiltskin")

as Bosley

as Mr. Drysdale

as Co-Pilot

as Soldier #1

as Wedding Planner / Elvis

as Henry

as Rockin Rick (nonsex)

as Lion

as King Richard (nonsex)

as Mr. Fishman

as Husband

as The Pimp

as The Director

as Director

as Concierge / Durand-Durand

as Denny Sigfried (archive footage)

as Dr. Otto Octavius

as Twisty The Clown

as Hank

as Music Executive

as Doctor Octopus

as Blanch / Camy

as Larry

as Barnes

as Pornologist

as Howard Cunningham

as Zed

as Woody

as Albert

as Terrance - Gay Attendant

as James LeBlow, Casting Director

as Johnny

as The Balladeer (voice)

as Apollo's Manager

as Ruben

as Danny

as Doctor Sam Loomis

as VR Comedian

as Detective Roush

as Sergio Bartholetti (nonsex)

as Principal Biggins

as Mr. Bradcock

as Loan Shark

as Self

as Associate Producer