as Guy Haines

as Chiffinch

as Geography Teacher

as Robert

as Dave

as Thomas

as John Major

as Manager

as Galba

as Ed

as Record Shop Owner

as Jimmy Perry

as Chris Oatier

as Mackintosh

as Raymond Parfitt

as Ennis Miller

as Eric Sykes

as Mr Pearce

as Mad Bob

as CRC Tech Arbogast

as Eldred Worple

as Pobjoy, headmaster

as Augustus Rowley

as Monsieur Dubois

as Alman, the photographer

as Bentley Purchase

as Cosimo Ruggieri

as Lewis

as Drug Buyer

as Himself