as Lou Martini

as Morris Green

as Officer Brickowski

as Biggs

as Jay Leno

as Bill Lonigan

as Samson

as Alex

as Rex

as Self

as Biggs

as Self

as Hearse Driver

as Paul Rocco / Jacque (voice)

as Biscuit

as Bob Bixby

as Professor Spine

as Doc Chavez

as Johnny

as Dracula

as Host / Dr. Shocker

as Senator Tobias

as Captain Company

as Mayor

as Soldier

as Self

as Dad

as David Pavey

as Rick Hodges

as Hitch

as Robert Elliot

as Mr. Todd

as Mr. Whitmore

as Chef Jim

as Dad

as Amos

as Steve Walsh

as Largeman

as Jack

as Sgt. Reed

as Police Officer

as Captain Rhodes

as Self

as Ray

as Paul

as Sheriff Bobby

as Mr. Lang

as Frank Sertin

as Mac Reeves

as Det. Bower

as Carl Schuler

as Agent Norville

as Detective Gladwell

as Dale Schneider

as Cop (uncredited)

as Agent Weine

as Nick

as Major Dawson

as Sheriff Hooper

as Martin Cheeder

as Chris

as Charles Covner

as George

as Tom Grant

as The Count / Self

as Self

as Self

as Dr. Shocker

as Mr. Davidson

as David Behlman

as Heinrich Himmler

as Self

as Morris Green (voice)

as Ed Hanson

as Mr. Hallowell

as Mr. Wayman

as Medevac CO

as Dennis Jepson

as Jim Grover (as Dan Roebuck)

as Charlie Johnson / Santa Claus

as Uncle Ronny

as Detective Heilman

as Mr. Banks

as Mr. Banks

as Self

as Sheridan

as Pastor Victor

as Chuck

as Joseph Bekins

as Kellygreen

as Himself

as Demeter

as Russ

as Garry Marshall

as Ted Bergman

as Frank

as PO Dale Mortensen

as Lou Martini

as Richard Adams / Clark Rogers / Agent from Hell

as Officer Red

as Solomon Hostetler

as Packard

as Frankenmonster (uncredited)

as Mook

as Marty

as Lyle Mitchell

as Harvey

as Bill Jankowski

as Morris Green

as Norm

as Jack Sterling

as Dougie Westa

as Marcus Bowser

as Burton Kimble

as Wolf / The Butcher

as Fred Renich

as Self

as Self

as 8 O'Clock Farraday

as Gondreau Slykes

as Mitch

as Sheriff Denny Wilson

as JT Clark

as Shadow Man

as Hadfield

as Security Guard (Jim)

as Detective Williams

as Ted

as Link

as Dwayne Biggs

as The Count / Ezra Mosher

as Benny

as Howard

as Harry

as Mr. King

as Stuart

as Dirk

as Dale Schneider

as Keystone the Magnificent

as Mike

as Pastor Hopkins

as Randy Wood

as Capt. Finn Lombardi

as General

as Self

as Self

as Jake Bauer

as Sheriff Frank Compton

as Director

as Writer

as Producer

as Producer

as Writer

as Thanks

as Producer

as Co-Director

as Co-Writer

as Director

as Director

as Writer

as Director

as Writer

as Director

as Writer

as Producer

as Producer

as Director

as Writer

as Producer