as Arthur Bernard

as Peter Fitzsimmons

as Albin (segment "La Cage aux Folles")

as Captain Ahab (voice)

as Mayor (voice)

as George Cimino

as Red (voice)

as Sweeney Todd

as The Husband

as Self

as Walter Gust

as Martin

as Rector

as President

as Self

as Oliver 'Daddy' Warbucks

as Arthur

as Gregor

as Dr. Hartley

as Sweeney Todd (archive footage)

as Self

as Grandpa

as Self

as Monsignor Kerrigan

as Colm Primrose

as Sweeney Todd

as Benjamin Stone

as Capt. Nichols

as Banker

as Self