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as Mr. Fletcher

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as Ritual Clown

as Mr. Bouillabaisse

as Bob Phelps

as Robert

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as Pianist

as Veteran (uncredited)

as Mr. Peterson

as Bar patron (uncredited)

as Old man with bags

as Al (voice)

as Ben Cox

as Ketchum

as Pentagon General Council (uncredited)

as Cooper (as Larry Butler)

as Ike Darcey

as Father Dickinson

as Bishop McKinney

as Bicycle Enthusiast (uncredited)

as Father Gill O'Teen

as Attorney Lawrence Butler

as Coach T.A.

as Mr. Davidson

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as Producer

as Editor

as Writer

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