as Nelly Powers

as Pat

as Sadie

as Kathy

as Martha Edwards

as Maureen

as Sister Meades

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Carol

as Self

as Griselda Fishfinger

as Lady Alabaster

as Connie Babblehump

as Linda

as Katherine

as Piggy Fassbender

as Connie

as Aunt Elizabeth

as Marlene / Priestress of Elements

as Nurse Wrekin

as Stephanie Gumpel

as Jolly Woman

as Nan

as French woman on bus

as Cook

as Psychologist

as Rose

as Mrs Fezziwig

as Butcher's Wife / Mrs. Fezziwig

as Sister Mercy

as Jenny

as Maggie

as Elsa (voice)

as Gonzala

as Stella

as Mary

as Old Shepherd

as Daisy

as Myrtle

as Tap Dancing Pupil

as Woman in Office

as Flo

as Queen Victoria

as Doreen

as Margaret