as Chalky

as Edward Young

as Martin Burns

as Det. Inspector Baird

as Kevin

as Julian

as Guardi

as Count Istvan

as Jack

as Stubbs

as Cyril Bender

as Finn

as Yeti

as Young John Stanfield

as Billy Bedlam

as David Hexell

as Eddie

as Simon

as Himself

as Brian

as Rudi

as Philip

as Dick

as Kevin

as Philip

as Ray

as Wilfrid Brambell

as Tony Cottis

as Sir David

as Old man

as Archie

as 2nd Homosexual Lover (uncredited)

as Vance

as Cabbie

as Frank O'Reilly

as Inspector Gilbert

as Tom Scott

as Limo Driver

as Sam Cotton

as Peter

as Johnny Sands

as Bill Weybridge

as Grandad

as Crow's Nest Lookout (uncredited)

as Detective

as 2nd Youth (as Philip Davis)

as Denis

as Paul Barker

as CI Albert Custer

as Master Servant Robinson

as Roy Lodge

as Tim Perkins

as Brian

as Custody Sergeant

as Stan

as Westy

as Frank Spicer

as Brooker

as Self

as Brian Bangs

as Self

as Man in Suit

as General Bernard L. Montgomery

as Granddad Evans

as Threads

as Charles McMoran Wilson

as Roy

as Fyfe

as Mayor Terry Barton

as Kid

as Neumann

as Lazarus

as Jed

as Roadie

as Narrator

as Mr. Destry

as Happy

as Dave

as Post office clerk

as Self

as Director

as Writer

as Director

as Director