as Waddle

as Arliss 'Sonny' Dawson

as Sgt. Tom Janks

as Jim

as Elmo

as Sheriff

as Burrows

as Harry Forbes

as Uncle Charlie

as Papa Slovak

as Mayotte

as Minister

as Louie

as Jetty

as Clarence

as Self

as Priest

as Luther

as Wilbur Purdy

as Riverside Drive Man #4

as Barber

as Dad

as Detective Stanley

as Ivan McGhee

as Curtis Schultz

as Boyd

as Fred Bascomb

as Bob

as Newman

as Harmon

as Kevin McBane

as Garth Ratliff

as Willy

as Duncan

as Comedy Coach

as Bartender

as Joe Porter

as Walter Boyett

as Simon

as Murphy

as Jaworsky

as Eddie Quinn

as Quartermaster Sgt.

as Jack Dunn

as Shorter

as Tibeats

as Curtis

as Texas Voice #1 (voice)

as Slats

as Jack Dorrian