as Wolf / Javier Bardem Look-A-Like / Police Officer / Hellboy / Batman / Beowulf / Prince Caspian

as Himself

as Martin

as Jimmy Blevins

as Lightning Mike

as James

as Light (voice)

as Tiny (voice)

as Keith Griggs

as Jimmy

as David

as Angelo Lano

as Lomax

as Miscellaneous Storks (voice)

as Joe

as Jeffrey Middleton

as Pollard

as Telly

as Self

as Hunter

as Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet

as Niles Benson

as Ike Barinholtz

as Self

as Dave Armstrong

as Chris

as Lex Luthor (voice)

as Staten Island

as Daniel Tennant

as Mike "Meathead" Stivic

as Mr. Davies

as Mike 'Meathead' Stivic

as Bobby White (uncredited)

as Rick Klingman

as Bar Jerk

as Writer

as Screenplay

as Story

as Director

as Writer

as Producer