as Chief Nyback

as Sarge (voice)

as Hot Dog Vendor

as Paul Dooley

as Mr. Spritzer

as Walter Carpenter

as Ray Stoller

as Wimpy

as Dr. Ted

as Polo

as Owen Cheese

as Randall Schwab

as Claude Elsinore

as Stark

as Sarge (voice)

as Ed Dutton

as Twittenham

as Statue of Liberty Guard

as Jim Baker

as Walter

as Snooks Brenner

as Joe Hiatt

as Jerry Briggs

as Father Whiteleather

as Roy Crane

as Kendall

as Kurt

as Leo Amerson

as Dr. Gil Gainey

as Eleanor's Father

as Bud Chapman

as Lou 'The Bull' Devine

as Simon Peterfreund

as Asst. Dist. Atty. Robert Norrell

as Father Freddie

as George Noozel

as Alex Theodopoulos

as Tupperware Salesman

as Ames Prescott

as Salesman

as Doc

as Grandpa Donald

as Jim Anderson

as Vic

as Richard

as Self – Interviewee (voice)

as Ben

as (segment "Lost & Found") (voice)

as Father Norton

as Museum Security Guard

as Sid Wiggins

as Sarge (voice)

as Reverend Ben Goodwin

as Big Chuck

as Barber

as Cop at Hospital (uncredited)

as Coach Buck

as Ben McKenna

as Warden

as Robert McFarlane

as The Judge

as Paper Badge Sergeant

as Ronnie

as Hank Luckinbill

as Day Desk Clerk at Hotel

as George Menschell

as UFO Abductee

as Martin

as The Miller

as Father

as Mayor Don Vaughn

as George

as Sherm

as Sarge (voice)

as Chester Caruso

as John Buxton

as Hal Roach

as Doctor

as Hank

as Ted K. Worrie

as Self

as Sarge (voice)

as Sarge (voice)

as Sarge (voice)

as Self

as Larry

as Gil Hutchinson

as Detective

as Gazooks (voice)

as Jack Albert

as Emmett Davis

as Hyannisport Announcer

as Hank

as Himself

as Don Liddle

as Earl Schimmel

as Senator Thatch

as Mr. Rostalle

as The Foreman (voice)

as Dean Duaney

as Gramps

as Self

as Sarge (voice)

as Writer