as Bob Porter

as Beany

as Beany

as Mr. Michaels

as Smith

as Various

as Guerilla Theatre Troupe

as Cook

as Abbey

as Preacher

as Tommy

as T. V. Commentator

as Videographer

as Benny Finch

as Grimsdyke

as 'Whistling' John Shaw

as Various

as Improvisation Group

as Mr. Detweiller (voice)

as Bill

as Drunk (Solly's Diner)

as Pete

as Walter Gibbs

as Dr. Schroder

as Uncle Marty

as Danny

as Harry

as Man in Ticket Line

as Officer Rodney

as Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)

as Mike Sweazy

as Winston Churchill

as Ben Woods

as John Kennel (voice)

as Drunk

as Mr. Seeger

as Producer