as Norman Coleman

as Nathan Lloyd

as Arthur Hummel

as Tom Sheally

as The President

as Ace Hunter

as Minstrel #1

as Thomas Trundle

as Thunderbolt (voice)

as Frank Mallory

as Dashiel Biedermeyer

as Brad Majors

as Self

as Ben Scott

as Roger

as Henry Beecham

as Jeffrey Wyatt

as Dr. Matthew Dane

as Captain Ahab

as Sheriff Walt Fuller

as Father Jimmy

as Grant Roberts

as Thodin

as Jeffrey Wyatt

as Miller

as Henry

as FDR

as Eric Bradford

as Alan

as Big Al

as Pete Murphy

as Big Poppa

as Grant Ames

as Sal Rowinski

as Larry Hogan

as Garral

as Phillip

as Horace

as Henry Demerjian

as Gil Weston

as Self

as Johnny Danko / Dick Cummings

as Sorrell Reskov

as Don McAndrews

as Maj. Jay Rivers

as Bill Quinn

as Vincent Scarletti

as Self

as Anthony Kirby, Jr.

as Jonathan

as John Gilbert

as Lawrence Van Degen

as Mr. Abbadon

as Paul Plunk

as Gavin Shelburne

as Lance

as The Watchword

as Walt Godfrey

as Self

as George Washington

as Martin Harper

as Grandpa (voice)

as Santa

as Potus (voice)

as The Senator

as Art Brooks

as President Smith

as Captain Hawkins

as John

as The Exterminator

as Alan Wolf

as Hank

as George

as Art

as Nick DeLeon

as Justin Conrad

as Bill Haywith

as Mr. Kriss

as Commander Francis R. Scobee

as Duffy McTaggert

as Mayor (voice)

as Bill

as Self

as Dragula

as Dynamite Dan North

as Steelworker

as Self

as Himself

as Genie of the Lamp / Genie of the Ring

as Santa Claus

as Santa Dean

as The Man

as Narrator

as Timothy

as Mr. Wittenborn

as Alex Dwyer

as Kinser

as Matt Sherry

as Peepaw

as Mr. Bradley

as Self

as Father Grisham

as Ron "Dad"

as Val Martin Sr.

as Brad Majors

as Dick Kanipsia

as Harold

as Self

as Self

as Bryce

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Guy Christian

as Hampton Dansley

as Executive Producer