as Steve

as Diner Owner

as Jones

as Butler

as Amir

as Bartender

as The Bartender

as Chief Engineer Daniels

as Inspector Hinds

as Professor Roger Franklin

as First Producer

as Bartender

as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)

as Clancey

as Mark

as Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)

as Bartender

as Millard 'Duck' Davis

as Hartford

as Danvers (archive footage)

as Jim

as Mike (archive footage)

as Dr. Steven

as Sidewalk Santa

as Judge Parker

as Goat Farmer

as Custodian 1

as Grabowski

as Grismer

as Adam

as Johnson

as Captain Smalls

as Sheriff Bates

as Mr. Richards

as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)

as Charity Santa

as Captain Dern

as Mr. Turnbull

as Bar Patron

as Herbert

as Bill Buxley

as John in Bar

as General Randall

as Otis

as Tony

as T-Bird Owner

as Phinnias

as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)

as Bar Patron

as Santa

as Deputy Miller

as Benny

as Carmichael

as SGT Ben Peterson

as Bartender

as Bill

as Balthasar

as Mike

as Danvers

as Bartender

as Mike

as Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)

as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)

as Grabowski (archive footage)

as Griswald

as David

as Louie

as The Villager

as Detective Rogers

as Transportation Coordinator

as Makeup Artist

as Hairstylist

as Art Direction

as Associate Producer

as Set Designer

as Unit Production Manager

as Producer

as Art Direction