as Voiceover (voice)

as Mikko

as Touko Reiman

as Gas Station Thug

as Teukka

as Alikersantti Hönö

as Tony

as Hapa

as Santtu Luoto

as Kolin Martikainen

as Vesa Rajala

as Alikersantti Sulonen

as Sairaanhoitaja

as Punapää

as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator

as Peni Turhapuro

as Luutnantti Grönvall

as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri

as Esa

as Seppo Sorjonen

as Seppo Sorjonen

as Eino Viheriävaara

as Moominpappa (voice)

as Writer