as St Claire Du Bois

as Frank

as Ian

as Driver 3

as DS Ibbotsen

as Bones

as Interrogator

as Cardinal

as Councillor Watts

as Uncle

as Long John Standing

as Officer Bovell / Slave Hand

as Chad

as Young Man

as Narrator (voice)

as Nat West

as Brent Blakey

as Bill

as Spark

as Radio Watford DJ

as Ralph

as Policeman

as Joe Jeffries

as Joseph

as Hortense's Brother

as Biccle

as Jez (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Customs Officer

as Stuart

as Richard

as Olu (segment "Hang Time")

as Grant

as Garage Owner

as Harry

as Reginald

as Social Services Officer

as Annoyed Vendor

as Dr. MacMillan

as Tim

as The Narrator