as Malcolm Cromer

as Father

as McArdle

as Self

as Andrew

as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

as Himself

as Tommy Skinner

as 'Dirty' Charlie Hoggy

as Derek

as Himself (Narrator)

as Dave

as Geoff

as Mr. McCarten

as Bertie Masson

as Reg

as Sergeant Brown

as Himself

as Dennis

as Phil

as Eric

as Dalton

as Dick

as Tramp

as Mr Grimes

as Harvey Troupe

as Director