as Telegram Stripper

as Sorority Girl

as Janice Kanoff Esq.

as Rosie the Pinhead

as Belle

as French President

as Ellen Sosoyan

as Horror Film Expert

as Development Woman

as Sally

as Nurse

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Policewoman

as Mom

as Party Girl

as Malkovich's Mother

as Rhonda

as Barmaid

as Tanned and Sultry Blonde

as Mom Tourist

as Emily

as Resident

as VTA - Clerk

as Evelyn