as Tex Beckerson / Tex Beckerson Jr.

as Narrator

as Barnaby

as Extra

as Otis

as Blue

as Drunk Guy

as Carl

as The Worm (segment: "The King of Carrot Flowers")

as Genesis

as Groundskeeper Billy

as Dr. Irvin Beutler

as Tobias

as Sully

as Dante

as Father

as Danny

as Black Sabbath Member

as Paramedic

as DJ Valerie Grillz

as Chancellor Barry

as Jihadist

as Diner Patron (uncredited)

as Hood

as Black Sabbath Member

as Peep Show Voyeur (uncredited)

as Hospital Attendant

as The Cop

as Ed Groupie (uncredited)

as Dusty

as Zham Zham

as Elderly Man

as Father Thorn