as Romaine Henry

as Zit

as Matthew / Nancy Ray Smiggen

as Zombie Santa

as Dick Cheney

as The Peeper

as Demon Lord

as Mr. Punch (voice)

as Wally

as Group Leader Greg

as Medical Intern

as Freddy the Holy Hobo

as Chutney

as Abe Loman

as The Son

as Doctor Drew

as The Gingerdead Man Mouth

as Comic Store Patron

as Mikey

as Agent Wm. Chapman / Det. Fulci

as Clover

as Wallace

as Pickaxe Pete

as Cookie

as Eddie

as Skid Mark

as Feral Cannibal

as Richard Hoagland

as Himself

as Pigster

as Man in Car

as Himself

as Termination Center Technician

as Grover

as Jim Zimmerman

as Begging Man

as Zombie

as Gary

as Dr. Nathaniel Millmen

as The Master Builder

as Lunatic in Waiting Room

as Dante

as Property Master

as Producer

as Production Design

as Gaffer

as Grip

as Cinematography