as Clarence

as Producer Jenkins

as Mercenary (uncredited)

as Dr. Laccio

as Ninjas

as Sweaty Clerk

as Guy

as Andy

as Billy

as Casey

as Mustache Man

as Paulie

as Jinx

as Party Guy #1

as Police Officer Smith

as Pfc. Park

as Sheriff Smith

as Story

as Special Effects

as Producer

as Editor

as Sound Mixer

as ADR Mixer

as Sound Designer

as Original Concept

as Screenplay

as Director

as Writer