as Alfred Matzerath

as Heinz Lückert

as Willi Butzbach

as Schuckert

as Nicola

as Traffic cop

as Pedro Ortiz

as Frederic Santer

as Horst

as Kommissar Beizmenne

as Joseph Grohmann

as Berto Consalvi

as Bill

as Gorian

as El Diabolo

as Francesco Serboli

as Pap

as Giuseppe Biagi

as Blaubart (voice)

as Capt. Sigmund Lukas

as Spion SB 3

as Paolo Rossini

as Rocco Musco

as Prof. Johannes Waldmann

as Sergeant Gomez

as Self

as TV committee member (uncredited)

as Luca Canali

as Alfredo Mariano

as Self

as Benito Mussolini

as Jacques Versain

as Self

as Wagner

as Sisto V

as Corfu Hotel Manager

as Mayor (voice)

as Weihnachtsmann

as Alvise Tornova

as Baldu

as Judge Moser

as Cardinal Ugolino

as Ernest Regentag

as Sciascillo

as Bohlinger

as Cucaracha

as Charles Dump, the rat

as sostituto procuratore Ricciuti

as Corbino

as Tagliabue

as Bruno Lüdke

as Bormenthàl

as Thanasis

as Gustl

as Erwin

as Harry

as Mirko Centowic

as Franz Hofnagel

as Rodrigo

as Santos

as Nino Winter

as The King

as Col. Tadigov

as Le sadique aux cheveux longs

as Bomber

as Matt Ellis

as The Turk

as Chamaco

as Pelz, Sanitäter

as Enzo Pagnini

as Timour

as Lawski, Polnischer Kohlenschlepper

as Jochen Epstein

as L'ex-commandant Pierre Capra

as Amedeo Barrese

as Padre di Luca

as Janó

as Self

as Martin Burian

as Abel Dragna

as Himself

as Fred (voice)

as Geppetto

as Juanitas Friend

as Bertie

as Bruno 'Dandy' Stiegler

as Unteroffizier Stamm

as Gefreiter Wagner

as Bandenboss Werner Maurer

as Prof. Ritter

as Wirt Mikis

as Peppino Mancuso

as Landstreicher

as Georg Posanke, genannt Artisten-Orje

as Niedermoser

as Edgar

as Axel Rottmann, Reporter

as Fred Scheuermann

as Levin Austerlitz

as Herr Behr

as Marcus Schwarz / Menachem Teitelbaum

as Callaghan

as Max

as Buddy Herman

as Max Christiansen-Clausen

as Siebenter Geschworener

as Brother Tuck

as Nane Mora - the Guardiapesca

as Castagnoli

as Verleger Blech

as Georg Kugler

as Wasjka Pepel

as Procuratore Benedikter

as Joachim Tresko

as Heinrich Hartholz

as Schikowski

as Abel Znorko

as Papst Urbano VIII

as Coco

as Johann Schäfer

as Siemann

as Self

as Der Onkel

as Joachim Tresko

as Joachim Tresko

as Hagen

as Zeffirino

as Harald

as Hermann von Kirsch

as Erich Kessler / Jürgen Mass

as Sorel sen.

as Avô

as Dr. Sepp Kunzli

as Paolo

as Carl Schneibel

as Karl Schneibel

as Rigoletto

as Richard

as Fred Hayter

as Emilio Ricci, aka Bietolone

as Don Michele

as himself

as Radnitz

as Himself

as Joe

as Olafs Vater

as Schomberg

as Oncle Fouchs

as Frederick Louis Santer Sr.

as The King

as Darwin (voice)

as Albert

as Radnitz

as Self - Actor

as Himself

as Self

as Gabriele Augustino Pagnani

as Félipe Rambert

as Matti

as Meru

as Willy Pentridge

as Prof. Taucer

as Nadorne

as Karl Marx

as Relli

as Roland Hartwig

as Self

as Boxer

as Himself

as Freddy Baker

as Le Manager

as Self

as Self

as Insp. Valentini

as Il commissario Marzoli

as Priest

as Self

as Alceo Brancicalori

as El Diablo

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Story

as Stunts