as Narrator (voice)

as Museum Curator

as Bert

as Angelo

as Bald Thug

as American Jed

as Deke

as Dr. Izar

as Dave

as Harry

as Jed Turner

as Julio

as Nikolas

as PFC Henning

as Inbred Jed

as Futuristic Driller

as Zombie

as Homeless Man

as Louie

as Mad Rapper

as Stork

as Smiley

as Trace McNeil

as Dickie Crookerds

as Self

as Burke

as Judge Carlyle

as Brimstone

as J.J.

as Slate Guy

as Sluggo

as Ronald

as Manx

as Thug #2

as Det. Ray Garton

as Daisy

as Alien Boss (voice)

as Photographer

as Monster 1

as Paul

as Logos

as Dr. Lanyon

as Mike

as Si

as Professor Blaisdale

as Wang Hung Lo

as Pvt. Phillips

as Dee

as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh

as The Mastermind

as Inbred Jed

as Agent Ralph Mahoney

as Freddy Palmer

as Elliot Benson

as Stranger

as Pretty Boy

as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe

as Gordon

as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

as Sheriff Winston (voice)

as Party Guest

as Max Assassin

as Nightmare Agent

as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers

as Cabbie

as Pretty Boy

as Caller

as Daisy

as Stunt Coordinator

as Assistant Editor