'Weird Al' Yankovic

Madonna

Dr. Demento

Nick Yankovic

Jim

Steve

Bermuda

Pablo Escobar

Mary Yankovic

Grizzled Narrator (voice)

Doctor

Young Al

Salesman

Teenage Al

Kip

Robbie

Hipster Teen

Police Officer

Johnny Barf

Jonah Barf

Jeremy Barf

Captain Buffoon (voice)

Tony Scotti

Ben Scotti

Heckler

Sleazy MC

Mama Bear

Bartender

Pee-Wee Herman

Tiny Tim

Gallagher

Alice Cooper

Andy Warhol

Salvador Dali

Divine

Wolfman Jack

John Deacon

Security Guard

Oprah Winfrey

Connie Chung

Waiter

Radio DJ (voice)

Cone-Bra Dancer #1

Cone-Bra Dancer #2

Terrorist Diner Patron

Kidnapper

Guard #1

Guard #2

Mariachi Band Member #1

Mariachi Band Member #2

Mariachi Band Member #3

Floor Manager

Diana Ross

Hulk Hogan

Sicario

Elton John (uncredited)

David Bowie (uncredited)

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (uncredited)

Kate Pierson (uncredited)

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Production

Production

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Production

Production

Production

Editing

Camera

Art

Costume & Make-Up

Art

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Visual Effects

Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

Visual Effects

Visual Effects

Costume & Make-Up

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Sound

Art

Sound

Costume & Make-Up

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Sound

Production

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Crew

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