Matthew

Jason

Bernardo

Amy

Josh

Diane / Main Shark

Anastasia "Bikini Girl"

Bloody Hand

Billy "Boyfriend"

Sharon

Alejandro "Dream Guy"

Arthur

Matthew's Mom

Quizzical Employee

Homeless Wizard

Uber Driver

Self

Porn Website Voice / Wardrobe Girl

Cop

Shark Stooges

Disposable Security Guard

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