Wise Man #2 / Brian Cohen / Biggus Dickus

Wise Man #1 / Reg / Jewish Official / First Centurion / Deadly Dirk / Arthur

Man Even Further Forward / Revolutionary / Jailer / Blood and Thunder Prophet / Frank / Audience Member / Crucifee

Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee

Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant

Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus

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Mrs. Gregory

Jesus

A Weedy Samaritan

False Prophet / Blind Man / Giggling Guard / Stig

Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath

Mrs. Big Nose

Judith Iscariot

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Pilate's Wife

Alfonso / Giggling Guard

Another Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard

Parvus / Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard

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Mr. Papadopolous (uncredited)

Passer-by (uncredited)

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