Hamlet

Claudius

Horatio

Bernardo

Speedy McSpitty

Queen Robot (voice)

Evil Robot (voice)

King Robot (voice)

Kumar of India

Gravedigger

Osric (as Neil Hamburger)

Gravedigger's Friend

Officer Norton

Laertes (voice)

Zombie Killer

Acting

Bob (Archive Footage)

Communications Officer

Ophelia

Polonius

Acting

Norwegian Captain

Fortinbras

Triplet Judges

Greeter

Daniel / Nathaniel

Le Petomane

Lord Logan

Zombie

Player

The Executioner

Lord

Lay Rose

The Unicorn

Lord (As Juiceboxxx)

Pirate

Pirate Captain

Hamlet Clones

Diablo Weinstein

Lord

Transmission Specialist

First Player

Lady

Norwegian Helmswoman

Lady

Lord Lyngaas

Lord

Messenger

The Executioner's Friend

Don London

Lord

Lord

Lady

Lord

Science Officer

Priest

Acting

Acting

Acting

Acting

Sound

Sound