Rick / Richie Rich / Richard Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Richie Richard / Richard Twat (archive footage)

Vyvyan / Eddie Catflap / Sir Adrian Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Hitler / Eddie Ndingombaba (archive footage)

Billy Balowski / Jerzei Balowski / Brian Damage (archive footage)

Chief Inspector Grobbelaar (archive footage)

Herself (archive footage)

Baz (archive footage)

Mike the Cool Person / Dave Hedgehog (archive footage)

Mrs. Foxfur (archive footage)

Receptionist (archive footage)

Himself (archive footage)

Lady Natasha, Third Viscountess of Moldavia (archive footage)

Mormon (archive footage)

Father (archive footage)

Doctor (archive footage)

Constable Jones (archive footage)

Mrs. Gascoigne (archive footage)

Dick Head (archive footage)

Doreen (archive footage)

Father on Cornflakes Box / Shooting Gallery Stallholder (archive footage)

Gasman (archive footage)

Mr. Cooper (archive footage)

Himself (archive footage)

Neil Pye / Ralph Filthy (archive footage)

Lil Potato (archive footage)

Mr. N. Stiles (archive footage)

Sir Roger Cobham (archive footage)

Himself (archive footage)

Spudgun (archive footage)

Drunk Vicar (archive footage)

Marcel (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mrs. Hardy (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mr. Wormwood (archive footage) (uncredited)

Maid (archive footage) (uncredited)

Girl on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mother on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)

Boy on Cornflakes Box (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mrs. Basterd (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mr. Johnson (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mrs. Nice (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mr. Nice (archive footage) (uncredited)

Helen Mucus / Anita Harris (archive footage) (uncredited)

Veronica Head (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jumbo Whiffy (archive footage) (uncredited)

Constable Jenkins (archive footage) (uncredited)

Witchfinder (archive footage) (uncredited)