Bert Uttanzi

Annette Uttanzi

Mrs. Aramis

Janet Anderson

Corazon

Humphrey

Peter Conklin

Juliette

Art Strong

Martella

Tony

Peter Aramis

Him (voice)

Bert Jr.

Paramedic 1

Paramedic 2

Pretty Woman

Artchitect

Deli Delilah

Chinese Delivery Boy

Clerk

Friend

Homeless Man 1

Homeless Man 2

Sales Lady

Man in Dress Shop

Saleswoman

Customer

Customer

Woman on Street

Jose - Limo Driver

Eileen

Stu Gazzo

David

Hooker

Bag Lady

Priest

Blonde in Church

Art's Wife

Humphrey's Wife

Elliot

Stu Gazzo's Wife

Architect's Wife

Waiter

Waiter

Waiter

Spanish Cook

Cook

News Reporter

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Dancing Secretary

Security Guard (uncredited)

Production

Directing

Directing

Directing

Production

Production

Production

Production

Production

Art

Art

Art

Art

Art

Art

Art

Art

Camera

Camera

Camera

Camera

Sound

Sound

Sound

Lighting

Lighting

Lighting

Camera

Camera

Lighting

Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

Editing

Editing

Editing

Editing

Editing

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Art

Art

Acting

Acting

Production

Production

Production

Sound

Editing

Costume & Make-Up

Art

Camera

Production

Production

Writing

Directing

Directing

Writing

Writing

Directing