Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

09/02/2003 (US) • 1h 33m

Comedy, Horror

Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!

Overview

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

Top Billed Cast

Patrick Casey

Herman Schumacher

Maria A. Morales

Carrie Mirvis

Sean Hall

Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse

Josh Miller

Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel

Drew Ailes

Herman's Boss


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Status

Released

Original Language

English

Budget

$500.00

Revenue

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