Schecky Moskowitz

Dickie Diamond

Bob / Schecky's Mother

Ellen

Croaker / Miss Spain

Mort Ginsberg

King Neptune

General Noriega

Bambi

Terrorist Without Shirt

Terrorist with Mustache

Dave

Bartender

Priest

Referee

Miss Kansas / Liz

Miss Louisiana / Bunny Miller

Miss Jamaica / Chickie

Miss Israel / Bluebell

Miss Arkansas / Pammy

Slimy

Himself (uncredited)

Mistress

Costume & Make-Up

Sound

Sound

Costume & Make-Up

Art

Sound

Sound

Production

Production

Acting

Camera

Production

Art

Editing

Acting

Acting

Acting

Sound

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Writing