Pistachio Disguisey

Devlin Bowman

Jennifer Baker

Grandfather Disguisey

Fabbrizio Disguisey

Barney Baker

Mother Disguisey

Sophia (as Maria Canals)

Texas Man

Henchman

Texas Wife

Trent

Kenan

Rex

Jessica Simpson

Group Dancer

Henchman

Henchman

Henchman

Henchman

Interview Woman

Security Guard

Security Guard

Doorman

Cigar Maker

Businessman

Businessman

Businessman

Liberty Bell Security Guard

Art Dealer

Waiter

Ninja Warrior

Ninja Warrior

White Collar Executive

Mongolian Elder

Mongolian

German Businessman

German Businesswoman

Another German

Herself

Bernardo

Italian Officer

Boxing Dummy

Puerto Rican Housekeeper

Waitress

Female Partygoer

Waitress

Bully

Chemistry Teacher

Young Pistachio

Jock

Captain America Kid

Captain America Kid

Captain America Kid

Captain America Kid

Bartender

Chef

Appraiser

Constitution Security Guard

Constitution Security Guard

Abe Lincoln

Ninja

Ninja

Ninja

Ninja

Ninja

Ninja

Ninja

Ninja

Doug

Big Bottom Girl

Big Bottom Girl

Big Bottom Girl

Big Bottom Girl

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Choreographer (uncredited)

Lisa (uncredited)

Thief (uncredited)

Shane (uncredited)

Himself

Young Pistachio

Young Pistachio

Self (uncredited)

Writing

Art

Acting

Crew

Crew

Production

Production

Production

Acting

Production

Art

Production

Editing

Costume & Make-Up

Production

Writing

Art

Editing

Art

Production

Art

Art

Production

Writing

Art

Art

Production

Sound

Crew

Acting

Sound

Sound

Visual Effects

Art

Directing

Sound

Production

Production

Art

Production

Crew

Crew

Crew

Camera

Acting

Crew

Crew

Acting

Crew

Directing