Guru Pitka

Jane Bullard

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Darren Roanoke

Prudence

Dick Pants

Coach Punch Cherkov

Rajneesh

Jay Kell

Trent Lueders

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson

Kanye West

Young Pitka

Cinnabon Cashier

EMT

Frat Guy

Bar Patron

Himself

Lillian Roanoke

Sickly Nerd

Dancer

Nerd

Female Reporter

Assistant Coach

Deepak Early 20's

Indian Man

Young Deepak

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EMT

Biker

Uncle Jack

Goal Post Judge

11-Year-Old Girl

11-Year-Old Girl

Sanjay

DJ

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Group Dancer

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

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Costume & Make-Up

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Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

Costume & Make-Up

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