Guru Pitka

Jane Bullard

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Darren Roanoke

Prudence

Dick Pants

Coach Punch Cherkov

Rajneesh

Jay Kell

Trent Lueders

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson

Kanye West

Young Pitka

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EMT

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Himself

Lillian Roanoke

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Nerd

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Deepak Early 20's

Indian Man

Young Deepak

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Uncle Jack

Goal Post Judge

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11-Year-Old Girl

Sanjay

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Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

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Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Group Dancer

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

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