Onions (2021)
04/15/2021 (CA) • 6m
He's not crying over the onions...
Overview
Amidst lockdowns and toilet paper shortages, Jack lands a date. The only problem? Jack can't cut onions to save his life. Slicing his finger moments before his date arrives, Jack must endure the pain in a vain attempt to conceal his wound.
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